I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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