I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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