Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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