yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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