Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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