I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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