All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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