You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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