boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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