so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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