She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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