Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
