wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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