If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's shark week go big or go home
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You were trust falling into bushes
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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