And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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Oh Jesus.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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