Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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