there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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