Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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