Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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