my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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