He is an equal opportunity slut.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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