I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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