He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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