you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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