I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
