wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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