hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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