i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
you never un-have a 4some
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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