It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it's like heaven, but drunker
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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