so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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