i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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