She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
