I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My vagina just recognized that song.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Even my vagina gasped.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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