that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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