yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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