We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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