But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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