those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
