I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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