You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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