im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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