Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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