Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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