frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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