Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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What a dumb baby whore.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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