And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you will always have a special place in my vag
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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