I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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