Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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