I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
