Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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