she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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