Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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