I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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