Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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