It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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